What can you say in six words?
A lot, as it turns out.
Yes, when it comes to what are called six-word memoirs, less really is more.
Here are some six-word memoirs on the Browns that I came up with:
*Joe Thomas is headed to Canton.
*Phil Dawson is best Browns kicker.
*DeShone Kizer will still be special.
*Kevin Hogan is in great situation.
*Hue Jackson, Browns desperately need victory.
*Anxious for Collins, Garrett, Shelton together.
*Hue must improve his play calling.
*Winning will enthuse “The Lost Generation.”
*Browns special teams are anything but.
*Jimmy Haslam must offer support, patience.
*Kenny Britt has been unmitigated disaster.
*Nowhere Browns can go but up.
*Texans probably think Sunday is homecoming,
*Donovan and Dieken make games palatable.
*Light not present at tunnel’s end.
*Browns my passion, cross to bear.
*Expansion era has been a nightmare.
*When Dawson left, kicking problems started.
*Browns kicking themselves for keeping Gonzalez.
*Fans haven’t left, just angry, depressed.
*Last winning season seemed lifetime ago.
*Njoku starting to display his talent.
*Worst season ever for Browns receivers.
*I’m still excited about Jabrill Peppers.
*Running the ball always good idea.
*Defense is special if everyone healthy.
*Browns should have beaten Jets soundly.
*Rest of North is struggling, too.
*Quick start Sunday would help tremendously.
*Texans defense becomes ordinary without Watts.
*Indians should also be playing Houston.
*With Indians done, Browns’ woes spotlighted.
*Is Cody Kessler still on roster?
*Play well, beat Houston, start momentum.
*Just scoring more would provide excitement.
*Remember the “Nobody Beats Cleveland” signs?
*Sundays were once special in Cleveland.
*What will Browns be in January?
*Sashi must have courage of convictions.
*Seen any college quarterbacks you like?
*Gregg Williams’ schemes key to victory.
*Houston’s team should still be Oilers.
*Speaking of Oilers, Titans are next.
*Over-confident Texans ripe for upset.
*Six-word memoirs are really cool
